Why people still come here

It's been two weeks since my last post here, so what keeps people coming back? Mostly google searches, it seems:

06 Sep, Wed, 11:36:29 Google: facebook stockholders nsa
07 Sep, Thu, 12:35:33 Google: "West End Guide" Washington, D.C.
07 Sep, Thu, 20:59:20 Google: sgac devil dogs
09 Sep, Sat, 07:17:54 Google: "tradition family property" racist
09 Sep, Sat, 19:56:39 Google: tHE INTERNET IS A ASERIES OF TUBES
09 Sep, Sat, 22:28:40 Google: c-span buttar
11 Sep, Mon, 15:14:50 Google: pot webcomics
11 Sep, Mon, 18:50:04 Google: alookaskance
12 Sep, Tue, 12:45:16 Google: ny pics
13 Sep, Wed, 20:07:15 Google: How much is standford tuition for 2006
15 Sep, Fri, 14:28:32 Google: Katania council washington
16 Sep, Sat, 18:52:18 Google: metro map superimposed on google map of dc
17 Sep, Sun, 10:11:09 Google: stephen r. Kappes
18 Sep, Mon, 12:45:12 Google: "mazadek"
19 Sep, Tue, 01:19:45 Google: lewie anderson labor

Most of those visitors were surely disappointed, though I suppose my writings about Ted Stevens, bagpipe-playing conservatives, and the DCist Google Maps API implementation helped some people. One user even seemed to be looking for me; why, given my apparent disinterest in posting, I'm not sure.